Lily introduces her new series for the BBC, including a behind-the-scenes documentary filmed by her son, Jason, now he's on parole from Borstal. Also featured is Lily's failed audition for the lead role in "Birds of a Feather".
Anthea Turner showcases a reconstruction of how Buster saved the day in "Pet Power", while Lily gets to perform an affectionate tribute to "The Avengers". But just what is the secret past of Gaby Roslin?
Lily's dream of being married to Jason Connery is ruined by being woken up to perform her latest show. Overworked, Lily embarks on a new plan - seduce Dale Winton to get him to rig the lottery results.
Lily rescues trapped Blue Peter presenters, and showcases the singing talents of her family - but her son's insistence on finding out the identity of his father is causing Lily stress.
Lily is in trouble with everyone: floor manager Janet Street-Porter is casting spells on her; Paul Daniels has sawn her in half and won't put her back together; and a meeting with her son's social worker goes badly.
Lily ends her series by performing a duet with Lesley Garrett and a spoof of Doctor Who. But ending the show is a special treat: a recently-unearthed film of her grandmother's musical "Shanghai Lil".
