Mike Henry credited as playing...
Cleveland Brown • John Herbert • Bruce the Performance Artist • Consuela • Bruce • Jeffrey • Jesse • Fouad • Cleveland Brown as R2-D2 • Greased-up Deaf Guy • John Herbert as Obi-Wan Kenobi • Man • Mr. Herbert • Rallo Tubbs • Bruce The Performance Artist • Cleveland Brown Jr. • Doctor • Greased-Up Deaf Guy • Michael Moore • Nurse • O.J. Simpson • Officer • RJ • Secret Service Agent • Spider-Man • Waiter • Air Traffic Controller • Airplane • Amish Men • Andy Rooney • Assistant Worker • Audience Member #2 • Bike Courier • Black Father • Black Guy • Black Man • Booze Cruiser • Boss • Brian's Lawyer • Broderick Brown • Bruce the Performance Artist as Angel Gabriel • Bruce the Performance Artist as Captain Piett • Bruce the Performance Artist as Chimey Sweep • Bruce the Performance Artist as Greedo • Bruce the Shark • Bud Light CEO • Carnival Worker • Chief • Chiropractor • Church of Spaceship Beep Boop Representative • Cleve Tessio • Cleveland Brown as Businessman • Cleveland Brown as Wise Man • Coat Check Employee • Coffee Shop Customer • Colonel Cleveland • Consuela as Gatekeeper Droid • Consuela as Virginity Coach • Consuela the Waterbear • Cool Hand Luke • Criminal • Crowd Member • Custody Agent • Deliveryman • Department Store Employee • Documentary Narrator • Driver • Duck • ESPN announcer • Easy Storage Auctioneer • Employee #2 • Executive #1 • Eyes Wide Shut Bouncer • Fab 'Milli' Morvan • Food Truck Cook • Fouad as Imperial Officer • Friar • Fuad • GUNSAM Host • Gardner • Gay Encounter Man • Giant Mutant Rat • Greased Up Deaf Guy • Grocery Store Announcer • Gun Range Employee • Hallucinating Creatures • Harry McAfee • Head Construction Worker • Howard Hesseman • Insurance Agent • Interviewer • Jamie Spears • Janitor • Jaws • Jeff Bezos • Jeffery • Jeffry • John Wayne Bobbitt • John-Boy • Johnny • Literary Publisher • Magic Johnson • Male Student #1 • Man #1 • Man in Mayor West's Narration • Man in Ocean • Mario • Mark Twain • Mexican Priest • Michelin Man • Minstrel • Morbidly Obese Albert • Narrator • Orgy Attendee • Paparazzi • Paparazzis • Paramedic • Paramedic #2 • Partygoer #1 • Payer • Phil's Friend • Police Officer • Postmaster • Prisoner • Radio Host • Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb • Red • Redneck Pilot • Restaurateur • Robber • Roger Clemens • Rooster • Russell Cosby • Shark • Soldier • Soldier #4 • Space Cat • Stewie's Customer • Subway Employee • TV Announcer • TV Announcer #3 • Talking Dead Commentator • Tasmanian Devil • Teen #2 • Terence • Theater Clerk • Theater Patron • Thug #2 • Tim McCarver • Train Crossing Guard • Uncle Earl • VR Host • Valet • Various • Veteran #6 • Veterinarian • Walmart Greeter • Wild Bee • Witnesser • Xenomorph Queen • Xenomorph Queen's Mouth • Yellow-headed Warbler • Zoo Audience Member
- Jaws: Hey. I'm gonna eat 'cha. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg. I'm gonna eat that other one, too. I can see right up in them shorts. Got lots of rows of teeth to chew you with. Dun-na, Dun-na, Dun-na. Oh, I did eat a fat kid on a raft earlier. That's OK though, I have been swimming a lot.
- [eats the swimmers]
- Jaws: . Yummy.
- Herbert: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
- Chris: It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
- Herbert: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
- Chris: Well, sure.
- Herbert: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
- Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
- Herbert: Don't make me beg now.
- Chris: You're funny. Bye.
- Herbert: Get your fat ass back here.
- Luke Skywalker: Okay I'll just make a quick incision here and we'll be all done, Mrs. Wilson.
- Ben Kenobi: Luke, use the Force.
- Luke Skywalker: Really? Because I was just gonna...
- Ben Kenobi: Just use the Force.
- Luke Skywalker: Okay!
- [Luke's lightsaber floats above Mrs. Wilson and stabs her right through the eye. She starts screaming]
- Luke Skywalker: Are you happy?
- Ben Kenobi: I've never been happy.
- Peter Griffin: Brian, tape this for me.
- Brian Griffin: Oh, sorry. The VCR hasn't worked since you tried to tape Monday Night Football.
- [Flashback: FBI Agents burst in just as Peter is about to tape]
- FBI Agent: Do you have the expressed written consent of ABC Sports and the National Football League?
- Peter Griffin: Just ABC.
- [FBI Agents blow the VCR to bits]
- Bruce: I live in the incongrously purple house on the corner with all the Desert Plants.
- Peter Griffin: I know it well! I have left my dog's expulsions on your Astroturf many a time! Welcome to our home!