Adam Sandler credited as playing...
Nicky
- John: Hey, by the way, Nicky, check this out, what's Ozzy tryin' to say there?
- Nicky: John, absolutely nothing, the blizzard always came straight with his messages, but wrap your minds around this, gentlemen.
- [Pulls out a Chicago album]
- Nicky: Chicago!
- Todd: I love this song.
- Voice Of The Demons: I command you in the name of Lucifer to spread the blood of the innocent!
- Peter: Oh my God, Chicago kicks ass!
- Ozzy Osbourne: Hahahahaha!
- Nicky: Ozzy?
- Adrian: Holy shit.
- [Bat Adrian gets taken by Ozzy]
- Townie: You can do it, Ozzy! Bite his freakin' head off!
- Jimmy the Demon: You were gone ten seconds, what happened?
- Nicky: I got hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
- Satan: That's a train, son, don't stand in front of them.
- Nicky: Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one.
- Mr. Beefy: Put it in your mouth. Now move your teeth up and down. Up and down. Good, numb-nuts. Now you gotta swallow it. Just tilt your head back and let the meat slide down your throat hole. Easy, don't choke.
- Nicky: [Nicky swallows the chicken tender] Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome!
- Mr. Beefy: Uh-huh. Now, eat up. You're gonna need your energy.
- Nicky: I got energy up the yin-yang! Let's go save dad! Adrian! Cassius!
- [he gets hit by a bus]
- Mr. Beefy: Oh, boy.
- Satan: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.
- Dan Marino: C'mon, man, I'm just asking, let me win one Superbowl.
- Satan: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
- Dan Marino: You did it for Namath.
- Satan: Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.
- Dan Marino: This sucks. I'll just go to the Superbowl as an announcer, and I'll win myself an Emmy!
- Satan: That's the spirit!
- Nicky: You're a good devil, dad.
- Satan: And I also happen to be a Jets fan.
- Nicky: Get in the flask!
- Popeye's Cashier: What're you talkin' about, man?
- Nicky: I'm talkin' about an 8-piece, let's go!