Kevin Nealon credited as playing...
Gatekeeper
- Lucifer: Off with the brassiere! The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.
- Human Dartboard: [following dialogue is from a deleted scene] How does he come up with that shit?
- Lucifer: Hey, you should catch my whole act.
- Gatekeeper: Okay, you know what? It's not coming off. I'm more than a pair of boobs and smile, okay? Until you realize that, it's your loss.
- Gary the Monster: Oooh.
- Gatekeeper: [to Gary] No, no, no. Actually, you're laughing.
- Lucifer: Hey, how about talking to me. Huh? Be nice. I'll give you a tire to play with.
- [This caught Gary's attention]
- Lucifer: What's with all these hoo-hoo noises?
- Satan: Everything's fine, pop.
- Lucifer: Everything's fine? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!
- Satan: Please, Pop. Go back to your room.
- Lucifer: [Points to Gatekeeper] Hey, can I take him with me?
- [following from deleted scene]
- Lucifer: Heh, I want to have sex with his head.
- Satan: [theatrical version resumes] Sure, Pop. Whatever you want. Tithead, go with my father.
- Gatekeeper: [deleted scene resumes] This is going to be whole a different lifestyle for me, isn't it?
- Lucifer: Maybe, I'll just nibble here and there. Who knows?
- Gatekeeper: Do what you got to do, Your Horniness.
- Lucifer: Okay. You know, Stanley...
- Satan: Use a condom, Pop.