Rhys Ifans credited as playing...
Adrian
- Ozzy Osbourne: Hahahahaha!
- Nicky: Ozzy?
- Adrian: Holy shit.
- [Bat Adrian gets taken by Ozzy]
- Townie: You can do it, Ozzy! Bite his freakin' head off!
- Peter: Drink up. Here's to fifty million clams.
- Adrian: To the defilement of Earth and the corruption of its people.
- Peter: Okay. Whatever. Just drink it.
- Adrian: It's awfully hot down here. How do you manage to stay so cool?
- John: Uh, beer lowers the body temperature. I read that in a beer magazine.
- Adrian: This liquid would probably quench my thirst, cool me off.
- Peter: Definitely.
- John: It'll give you a pretty good buzz.
- Adrian: Or maybe it will trap me inside for all of eternity.
- John: Uh... No, it won't.
- Adrian: Welcome to the party! It's so nice to see you all here! I'm so proud of you. You've taken to sin with such minimal prompting. You're acting as if there is no heaven or hell. Well, I've got news for you.
- [Lifts cape up and turns into priest]
- Cardinal: There is most definitely a hell and you're all gonna go there when you die. Which is in about 15 minutes.
- Deacon: Holy shit! We really are gonna die!
- Adrian: I bring you a dear sweet man, Mr. Henry Winkler!
- [audience cheering]
- Henry Winkler: Good evening.
- Adrian: Covered in bees!
- Adrian: Grandpa Lucifer always said it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell.
- Jimmy the Demon: [while Nicky and Satan hug, Lucifer and Jimmy walk in with Hitler] I hate to interrupt, but, uh,
- [chuckles]
- Jimmy the Demon: it's time for Hitler's punishment.
- Lucifer: I'll take that.
- [takes the flask from Satan]
- Adrian: Maybe they're going to let us out. Grandpa!
- [Satan and Jimmy bend Hitler over and pull up his dress]
- Lucifer: Okay, kids. Enjoy your new home!
- Adrian, Cassius: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
- [Lucifer shoves the flask up Hitler's ass while Nicky looks on]
- Hitler: [screams in pain] Holy shnit!
- [Satan, Lucifer and Jimmy laugh as Hitler groans]