Danny DeVito credited as playing...
Chief Rash
- Chief Wyatt Rash: My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad!"
- Mona Dearly: Yeah? Well life handed me a whole pile-a shit! What am I supposed to make outta that?
- Phil Dearly: Shit salad?
- Wyatt Rash: [In questioning Bobby about the "landscaping demise" of a customer's small dog] I understand you don't cut the Schneiders' lawn anymore.
- Bobby: No, Sir. Not since Jeff killed Peaches.
- Wyatt Rash: Jeff killed Peaches ..? I thought it was the other way around.
- Bobby: Peaches killed Jeff?
- Jeff: [while threatening to kill himself] I know you all think I killed my parents.
- Chief Wyatt Rash: We don't think you killed anybody!
- Jeff: Yeah? Well, you're full of shit! Everyone know I've been wanting to get back at her ever since that night...
- [a flashback shows Mona cleaving a sausage]
- Jeff: Hey, Ma, there's no more beer. Give me some of yours.
- Mona Dearly: Don't touch that beer, Jeff.
- Jeff: [reaches out] Oh, give it to me.
- Mona Dearly: I SAID...
- [cleaves his hand clean off]
- Jeff: [screams in pain] FUCK!
- [back to present, everyone goes disgusted in shock]
- Jeff: Was I so wrong?
- Feege: You bet your ass.
- Jeff: Yeah, but, I didn't kill her. Look, don't get me wrong: I'm glad she's dead and all, but I sure as hell didn't do it.
- Chief Wyatt Rash: Jeff, I know you didn't kill her.
- Jeff: I didn't kill my dad neither.
- Chief Wyatt Rash: Then why don't you give me the gun.
- Jeff: [puts the gun to head] BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS, MAN!