Rachel Blanchard credited as playing...
Hannah Wald
- [Kansas's mom sends Betty doll masks]
- Hannah: [reading card] Be careful, have fun. Ski masks are so done. Use these masks to fight the power and never bend over in the shower.
- Hannah: I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
- Kansas: Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.
- Hannah: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
- Kansas: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.
- Cleo Miller: That's not true Kansas. All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.
- Diane: I want to hear.
- Hannah: Okay, so one night I want out horseback riding with the nuns - they went every night and we're trotting pretty hard you know. And suddenly I feel-i feel just super alive. You know.