Marley Shelton credited as playing...
Diane Weston
- Diane: If the O.J. trial taught us anything, it taught us that, in America, you can cut somebody's head off and still be innocent as long as you have enough money. Well Kansas your mom only shoot a guy.
- Jack Bartlett: Who would you be, Count Chocula or Trix Rabbit?
- Diane: Uhhh Trix.
- Jack Bartlett: Me too. God I love this lady!
- Diane: You know, even the most beautiful flowers still grow from dirt. And we may be knee-deep in it right now, but we're gonna grow strong from this.
- Hannah: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
- Kansas: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.
- Cleo Miller: That's not true Kansas. All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.
- Diane: I want to hear.
- Hannah: Okay, so one night I want out horseback riding with the nuns - they went every night and we're trotting pretty hard you know. And suddenly I feel-i feel just super alive. You know.
- Hank 'Terminator' Rogers: How many bullets do you need?
- Diane: Bullets? No bullets! Oh my gosh, these are just to scare people. Kinda like a round-off, back handspring, whip back, double full. You never really use it - you just want the opposing squad to know you've got it.