Thomas Lyons credited as playing...
Doug Funnie • Lincoln
- [last lines]
- Doug Funnie: [narrating] So journal, that was Valentine's day. Up to the last minute, I thought that everyone - especially Patti - would think I was a big loser. But like Mayor Tippy said, it's important to do the right thing, no matter what everyone else thinks. And maybe because he followed her advice, things are just a little bit better in Bluffington, Mr. Bluff volunteered to clean up Lucky Duck Lake. And Patti and I danced on the dock under the moon for quite some time. I wouldn't have minded if it had gone on forever.
- Skeeter: No, Herman, bad. No drinking out of the toilet!, So, who do we tell first?
- Doug Funnie: Skeet, this is front-page headlines We're gonna be famous, We have to go right to the top!
- Principal White: Well, as mayor, I mean, principal, I am honored to welcome this new exchange student to our illustrious school. Welcome, What's her name?
- Doug Funnie: Well, Principal White...
- Principal White: Principal White?... Hmm. Why does that name sound so familiar?
- Doug Funnie: No, it's Herman... Nooniny.
- Principal White: Ah, what a beautiful name. Herman Nanoo-Niny, Welcome to our school, young foreign person, Vote for me.
- Herman Melville: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Principal White: What did she say?
- Doug Funnie: Thanks. She said thanks.
- Roger Klotz: Hey! Psst, Funnie. You hoo!
- Doug Funnie: Just a second.
- [grumbles]
- Doug Funnie: Every time I get a chance...
- Roger Klotz: I just wanted to thank you and the guys for getting rid of my uh, robot problem.
- Doug Funnie: That's O.K., no problem Roger.
- Roger Klotz: Thanks man, you're a...
- RoboCrusher: [interrupts, she's in pieces dragging herself along the ground holding the jacket] There you are, oh you forgot your jacket.
- [Roger screams like a girl and runs away]
- RoboCrusher: Roger, Roger, Roger...
- [With Roger gone, Doug goes back to the dock with Patti]
- Doug Funnie: [narrating] Dear Journal, it's me Doug Funnie. I've lived at 21 Jumbo Street for the last year and a half and I've seen a lot of weird things. But what happened last week was probably the weirdest. I guess it all started right before Valentines Day. That means at school people have just one thing on their mind.
- Beebe Bluff: A Valentine's dance! Let's go shopping.