Alice Playten credited as playing...
Beebe Bluff • Elmo
- Mr. Bluff: [after the boys take Herman to the lake, Mr. Bluff runs through the agents] Where is it?
- Skeeter: The monster's in the lake Mr. Bluff, 10 miles long and 5 miles wide. You're welcome to start looking.
- Mr. Bluff: [Enraged at having been overruled for good and all] You! Well you two must be pretty smart. Well we'll see how smart you are when I get through with you. Because from now on, I will dedicate every waking hour to making the rest of your days, a living, writhing, pain-wracked nightmare.
- Beebe Bluff: Daddy, knock it off.
- Mr. Bluff: But sugar-pie. I was just trying...
- Beebe Bluff: Doug and Skeeter are my friends, such as they are, if you have something to tell them, please discuss it with me.
- Mr. Bluff: But Beebekins, honey I...
- Mayor Tippi Dink: Bill, I think you should discuss your pollution problems, with me.
- Mr. Bluff: Mayor Dink! Oh yes of course, certainly, certainly.
- Mayor Tippi Dink: Meanwhile, it's cold out here, shouldn't you kids be inside dancing?
- [spotlight shuts off and Bill goes away following Beebe]
- Doug Funnie: [narrating] Dear Journal, it's me Doug Funnie. I've lived at 21 Jumbo Street for the last year and a half and I've seen a lot of weird things. But what happened last week was probably the weirdest. I guess it all started right before Valentines Day. That means at school people have just one thing on their mind.
- Beebe Bluff: A Valentine's dance! Let's go shopping.
- Roger Klotz: You lamebrains! It's dinky. Didn't you look at my plan? It's supposed to be this big compared to me.
- Elmo: Exactly.
- Roger Klotz: Whoa! You dipsticks! This is wrong! Change me back! Change me back now!