Doug Preis credited as playing...
Mr. Funnie • Mr. Bluff • Willie • Chalky • Bluff Agent #1
- Mr. Bluff: [after the boys take Herman to the lake, Mr. Bluff runs through the agents] Where is it?
- Skeeter: The monster's in the lake Mr. Bluff, 10 miles long and 5 miles wide. You're welcome to start looking.
- Mr. Bluff: [Enraged at having been overruled for good and all] You! Well you two must be pretty smart. Well we'll see how smart you are when I get through with you. Because from now on, I will dedicate every waking hour to making the rest of your days, a living, writhing, pain-wracked nightmare.
- Beebe Bluff: Daddy, knock it off.
- Mr. Bluff: But sugar-pie. I was just trying...
- Beebe Bluff: Doug and Skeeter are my friends, such as they are, if you have something to tell them, please discuss it with me.
- Mr. Bluff: But Beebekins, honey I...
- Mayor Tippi Dink: Bill, I think you should discuss your pollution problems, with me.
- Mr. Bluff: Mayor Dink! Oh yes of course, certainly, certainly.
- Mayor Tippi Dink: Meanwhile, it's cold out here, shouldn't you kids be inside dancing?
- [spotlight shuts off and Bill goes away following Beebe]
- Mr. Bluff: [upon capturing Herman] You boys decided that you're gonna make me look bad. I have friends at your school... . you boys could be in middle school for a long time to come! If you know what's good for you, you'll forget everything that happened here tonight!
- Principal White: Why aren't you boys dancing?
- Willie: You mean with a girl Dad?
- Boomer: I'm eating snakes.
- Ned: I have to go to the bathroom.