Fred Newman credited as playing...
Skeeter • Mr. Dink • Porkchop • Ned
- Mr. Bluff: [after the boys take Herman to the lake, Mr. Bluff runs through the agents] Where is it?
- Skeeter: The monster's in the lake Mr. Bluff, 10 miles long and 5 miles wide. You're welcome to start looking.
- Mr. Bluff: [Enraged at having been overruled for good and all] You! Well you two must be pretty smart. Well we'll see how smart you are when I get through with you. Because from now on, I will dedicate every waking hour to making the rest of your days, a living, writhing, pain-wracked nightmare.
- Beebe Bluff: Daddy, knock it off.
- Mr. Bluff: But sugar-pie. I was just trying...
- Beebe Bluff: Doug and Skeeter are my friends, such as they are, if you have something to tell them, please discuss it with me.
- Mr. Bluff: But Beebekins, honey I...
- Mayor Tippi Dink: Bill, I think you should discuss your pollution problems, with me.
- Mr. Bluff: Mayor Dink! Oh yes of course, certainly, certainly.
- Mayor Tippi Dink: Meanwhile, it's cold out here, shouldn't you kids be inside dancing?
- [spotlight shuts off and Bill goes away following Beebe]
- Skeeter: No, Herman, bad. No drinking out of the toilet!, So, who do we tell first?
- Doug Funnie: Skeet, this is front-page headlines We're gonna be famous, We have to go right to the top!
- Skeeter: [sneaks out the backway of the dance to find out when the BluffCo truck is suppose to come to deliver Herman] Excuse me Mr. Guard I'm expecting a delivery tonight from BluffCo.
- Security Guard: [checks his list] Sorry son. No deliverys tonight.
- Skeeter: Are you sure there isn't a truck coming from BluffCo?
- Security Guard: Nope they made their deliverly hours ago.
- [Skeeter gasps realizing Herman is already there]
- Principal White: Why aren't you boys dancing?
- Willie: You mean with a girl Dad?
- Boomer: I'm eating snakes.
- Ned: I have to go to the bathroom.