Steve Staley credited as playing...
T'Phai
- Pvt. Isabelle 'Dizzy' Flores: [while standing next to Brutto] Jeez, Sarge will it kill you to shower once in a while? You smell like the south end of a north-bound plasma bug!
- Sgt. Francis Brutto: Hey babe, REAL men smell, and REAL women like it.
- T'Phai: That is true. My mate chose me for my scent.
- Sgt. Francis Brutto: Colonel, you're my type of guy.
- Sgt. Francis Brutto: [while being partnered up with T'Phai on an ice planet] Three sunsets in two hours and I get stuck watching them with a seven-foot alien.
- T'Phai: Then for you, too, the sunset is considered romantic.
- Sgt. Francis Brutto: Don't get any ideas.
- [while investigating Little Butte, the Roughnecks kept getting a "Good afternoon, lovely weather, wouldn't you say? " greetings]
- T'Phai: That is one thing I do not understand about you humans, your pre-occupation with the weather.
- Cpl. Richard 'Doc' LaCroix: This hero stuff's exhausting.
- Cpl. Jeff Gossard: Oh, my back can't take much more of this.
- T'Phai: Yes. It must be quite a strain - sitting down for hours while others patrol on foot.
- Pvt. Carl Jenkins: T'Phai's right, Gossard. How do you do it?