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Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, and Brooke Langton in The Replacements (2000)

Evan Parke: Malcolm La Mont

The Replacements

Evan Parke credited as playing...

Malcolm La Mont

Quotes1

  • Shane Falco: [Shane parks his truck at the stadium and sees several of the former Sentinels approaching his truck] You gotta be kidding me. Come on Martel, I didn't park in your space.
  • Eddie Martel: No, no. But unfortunately, you did park in La Mont's space. And he's not nearly as lenient as I am.
  • Malcolm La Mont: On three fellas. One, two, three!
  • [the former Sentinels tip over Shane's truck. Shane begins to walk away until Jamal and Andre step up]
  • Andre Jackson: We got this, we got this.
  • Jamal Jackson: Y'all wanna put the car back?
  • Eddie Martel: Gentlemen, this is none of your business.
  • Andre Jackson: Shane's our business. We're the guards.
  • Jamal Jackson: And we protect our quarterback.
  • [the former Sentinels all crack up laughing]
  • Jamal Jackson: Oh, you got jokes. You got jokes. That's your ride right there, ain't it?
  • [Jamal nods at a very expensive looking car]
  • Eddie Martel: Yeah.
  • [Jamal whips out a pistol and shoots at the car, leaving six bullet holes in the windshield]
  • Eddie Martel: That's my windshield, you crazy mother...
  • Jamal Jackson: Put the car back!
  • Malcolm La Mont: Son of a bitch!
  • Jamal Jackson: Son of a bitch? Oh, son of a bitch. Son of a bitch? Son of a bitch?
  • [Jamal shoots the driver side window, shattering it]
  • Eddie Martel: Stop, stop, stop! Come on goddamn it, help me!
  • [Sentinels shove Shane's truck back over]
  • Malcolm La Mont: You're gonna pay for that.
  • Jamal Jackson: No I'm not. Stop messing with my man, and that includes his ride. Matter of fact, wax that muthafucka. Give it a tune up.
  • [as if nothing has happened]
  • Jamal Jackson: Ya ready to go to practice Shane?
  • Shane Falco: Yeah. Let's do that.
  • Andre Jackson: What's that smell?
  • Shane Falco: Wild yam.
  • Andre Jackson: That's nice. That's nice.

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