Monica Potter credited as playing...
Amanda
- Amanda: Why don't you have a badge?
- Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: Because I'm undercover!
- Amanda: Well Hey! You know what? I'm undercover too! Did you want to see my badge? Oopsie! I don't have one!
- Amanda: [spying on Jim's apartment, seeing the girl scouts] Those little whores are good. They even bring the props.
- Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: [about the dog] I guess Hamlet likes you.
- Amanda: You mean he doesn't tackle just anyone?
- Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: [smiling] No he tackles everyone. But he only drools on his favorites.
- Amanda: Well I'm flattered.
- Amanda: I know what you're thinking, you may think you have the worst taste in men, but you don't... I do. My grade school boyfriend left me for someone with boobs, my high school boyfriend Charlie left me for well, someone with out any boobs.
- Amanda: New York City. Home to 8 million people. Roughly half of whom are men. Which means half of the city is genetically predisposed to lie to the other half.
- Amanda: Now I know what your flaw is.
- Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: What?
- Amanda: [she grabs his wrist] You throw like a girl.
- [She pulls Jim over and laughs]
- Amanda: Not my dog that what they say to avoid a lawsuit
- [Hamlet Nudges Amanda from behind making Amanda fall into Jim's arms]
- Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: Come on Hamlet
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- Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: No means no, dude.