Shalom Harlow credited as playing...
- Candi: If they get married, I'll do the shower.
- Jade: I'll do the pictures.
- Roxana: I do groomsmen.
- Amanda: Why are you talking to your therapist about me?
- Jade: She says I talk too much about myself.
- Jade: Lemme just say, if he hadn't washed his hands this investigation would be over right here.
- Candi: No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules.
- Roxana: Ew!
- Jade: No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?
- Jade: [leaning out the bathroom window, gasping for air] Let me just say, if he hadn't wash his hands this investigation would be over... Right here!
- Jade: I'm getting hives just from being around these ugly people.
- Roxana: Isn't that the new CK girl?
- Jade: Uh-huh. She's cute.
- Holly: You know, I heard they gave here eleven million dollars.
- Amanda: She looks fourteen, though.
- Holly: Hello?
- Roxana, Jade, Holly: She's twelve.
- Jade: So Mr. Alfredo, you need models?
- Alfredo: Well what the hell have I been saying?
- Roxana: Well what the hell do we look like?
- Jade: Not one step further. This place is filthy.