John Stephenson credited as playing...
Count Rockula
- Rockula: You must be Fred Flintstone!
- Fred Flintstone: Wait a minute pal, I'm not Flintstone, I'm the building inspector, that's all.
- Rockula: You are who?
- Fred Flintstone: The local building inspector.
- Rockula: Why would a building inspector be rolling around inside of a barrel?
- Fred Flintstone: Well you see, I'm also a local barrel inspector.
- Rockula: You inspect buildings and barrels at 3 o' clock in the morning?
- Fred Flintstone: Uh yeah well... moonlighting, that's what I'm doing, moonlighting, I have several jobs.
- Rockula: Ridiculous! Do you take me for a fool? You are Fred Flintstone! Or should we put it this way, you WERE Fred Flintstone.
- Fred Flintstone: I like the first way better.
- [Rockula and Frankenstone, while chasing the Flintstones and Rubbles, stop at some barrels, where their targets are hiding]
- Rockula: We must find them! I will search over there, you stay here and check the barrels.
- Frankenstone: [as Rockula runs off] Yes, master.
- Fred Flintstone: [Imitating Rockula from inside the barrel] Forget about the barrel! Search elsewhere!
- Frankenstone: Yes, master.
- [Walks off]
- Rockula: I am sure I heard voices. Those barrels, did you check them out?
- Frankenstone: Uh, no, Master. Master tell me forget barrels.
- Rockula: What? I said no such thing! Look in the barrels! I'll look over there.
- [Rockula runs off. Frankenstone picks up a barrel and looks inside it, unaware that Fred is crouching right beside him]
- Frankenstone: Empty!
- [Places the barrel, unknowingly, on Fred, picks up another and looks inside, accidentally bumping the barrel with Fred away]
- Frankenstone: Empty!
- [Throws the barrel away]
- [Rockula, in bat form, appears in Wilma's bedroom, where Wilma is sleeping]
- Rockula: My beloved bride, it is me, Count Rockula! I have returned!
- Wilma Flintstone: [Half-asleep] Uh? You woke me up. I was having such a nice dream.
- Rockula: Your dream has come true, my darling. After 500 years, I have come back to you.
- Wilma Flintstone: [Sees Rockula and gasps] Why, Mr. Silika!
- [Rockula's arms drop in amazement]
- Wilma Flintstone: How dare you come into my room! This is an outrage!
- Rockula: An outrage? But you are my bride. Who is Mr. Silika?
- Wilma Flintstone: Look, a joke is a joke, but this is carrying it too far. You'd better clear out of here fast. My husband will be back any minute.
- Rockula: Your husband? But that's me.
- Wilma Flintstone: I warn you, if he finds you here, there's no telling what he'll do.
- Rockula: I don't know what you're talking about. Come, we will leave together.
- [Frankenstone opens the tapestry from behind]
- Wilma Flintstone: Ah! I'm gonna report you to Monty Marble. The producers of "Make a Deal or Don't"! Are they gonna hear about this!
- [Rockula carries Wilma out of the room as the tapestry closes]
- [Rockula has abducted Wilma and taken her to his lair]
- Rockula: Ah, my secret crypt! Do you not remember this place where we used to meet before you became my bride?
- Wilma Flintstone: Mr. Silika, I don't appreciate this phony act of yours.
- Rockula: You know, my dear, you are beautiful when you are angry.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, I don't know about beautiful, but I'm angry alright, Mr. Silika.
- Rockula: Silika! Who is this Mr. Silika?
- [Frankenstone knocks on the door]
- Rockula: Come!
- [Frankenstone enters]
- Wilma Flintstone: Well, my Goodness! Who are you? I don't recall seeing a tall Frankenstone at the party.
- Frankenstone: She very beautiful!
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, no, not you too. Look, fellas, I'm flattered. But I'm tired of this corny game, Mr. Silika.
- Rockula: I AM NOT SILIKA! I AM COUNT ROCKULA! SEE!
- [Rockula turns into a bat. Wilma screams. Rockula turns back to normal]
- Rockula: There, my dear. Have I convinced you?