Jean-Claude Van Damme credited as playing...
Rudy Cafmeyer
- Yuri: Did you get it?
- Rudy Cafmeyer: I have the egg.
- Yuri: YES, YES, YES! YURI'S THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!
- Cyrus: Apparently, stubbornness is an ingrained family trait.
- Rudy Cafmeyer: It beats a messiah complex any day!
- Dalia: Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you? Do you know?
- Rudy Cafmeyer: Let's have a coffee and talk about it.
- Dalia: [in customs] You like to joke a lot.
- Rudy Cafmeyer: They say laughter opens up the soul.
- Dalia: Well, while we're at it, you can open the rest of your luggage too.
- Rudy Cafmeyer: You're joking, right?
- Dalia: No.
- Rudy Cafmeyer: You know, this is bullshit!
- Dalia: No Mr. Cafmeyer, this is Israel.