Chris Klein credited as playing...
- [talking about Kelley's new car]
- Steve: I could have sex with a car like that.
- Charlie: Just don't burn your wood on the tailpipe.
- Steve: No, I mean I could have sex with a woman if I have a car like that.
- Kelley: Steve, you couldn't have sex with a woman if you gave her a car like that.
- Kelly: What freaks you out more? Getting bailed out by your girlfriend or knowing she was adding me to her fantasy file?
- [drives away]
- Pete: What'd he say?
- Jasper: I think he just said 'come kick my ass'.
- Kelley: So that's it? You're just gonna die?
- Sam: No. I'm going to live... just not as long as you.
- Jasper: You know what I'm really doin' up there, Richie?
- Kelley: What's that?
- Jasper: Your mother.
- Sam: So... what will it be?
- Kelley: What's good here besides help.
- Sam: My sister hates you.
- Kelly: Why? She doesn't even know me.
- Sam: Well, she hates you on principle.
- Kelly: I'm glad it's not personal.
- [just then, little sister and her posse comes sauntering past, Kelly gets given the finger]
- Sam: What was that about?
- Kelly: [referring to the rat] I killed Ralph.
- Sam: [smirks] Oh. You could get arrested for that.
- Kelly: Will there be handcuffs?
- Sam: Do you want handcuffs?
- [smiles]
- Kelly: [smiles] Depends on who's puttin' 'em on.
