John Goodman credited as playing...
Sullivan
- Sulley: [is fighting the invisible Randall when he is hit with a snowball] Mike?
- Mike: Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid.
- Sulley: Mike, you don't understand.
- Mike: Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there.
- Sulley: I'm being attacked!
- Mike: No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship.
- [Boo approaches Mike, frightened]
- Mike: I-I know, kid. He's too sensitive.
- Mike: [Sulley is being strangled] Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention!
- [Throws snowball; it hits Randall, making him visible enough for Sulley to knock him out]
- Mike: Hey, look at that, it's Randall. It's... Oh.
- [Boo, scared of the closet, shows Sully a picture]
- Sulley: Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall's your monster. You think he's gonna come out of the closet and scare you?
- [Opens closet and walks inside]
- Sulley: Look, it's empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty.
- Sulley: How can I do this? How could I be so stupid? This could ruin the company.
- Mike: The company? Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a KILLING MACHINE!
- [points at Boo, who is babbling harmlessly]
- Mike: I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then - bam! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey! We're sitting targets!
- Henry J. Waternoose: This has gone far enough, James.
- Sulley: She's home now. Just leave her alone!
- Henry J. Waternoose: I can't do that, James. She's seen too much. You both have.
- Sulley: It doesn't have to be this way.
- Henry J. Waternoose: I have no choice! Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough anymore.
- Sulley: But kidnapping children?
- Henry J. Waternoose: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way!
- [Waternoose knocks Sulley to the ground and lunges at Boo]
- Sulley: No!
- [Waternoose instead finds the simulated child]
- Voice: Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated...
- Henry J. Waternoose: [confused] Huh? But... What?
- [the lights come on and it's revealed that Boo's room is really the simulation room; Mike and several CDA agents are standing behind the console]
- Mike: I don't know about you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we?
- [replays the tape of Waternoose over and over]
- Sulley: Mike, that's not her door.
- Mike: What are you talking about? Of course it's her door. It's her door.
- Sulley: No. Her door was white and it had flowers on it.
- Mike: No. It must've dark last night because this is its door.
- [opens the door. A bright light and polka music emanate from the room]
- Mike: [to Boo] You hear that? Sounds like fun in there. Well, see ya kid. Send me a postcard. That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowsi-You-Got-Your-Life-Back-Lane.
- Boo: Mowki Kowski.
- Mike: Very good. Now bon voyage. See ya.
- [waves a stick in front of Boo as if she were a dog]
- Mike: Look at the stick. See the stick?
- [throws the stick through the door]
- Mike: Go get the stick. Go fetch.
- Yeti: You wanna go to the village? Okay, rule number one out here: Always... no, Never go out in a blizzard.
- Sulley: We need to get to Boo.
- [a snowcone gets thrown at Sulley from off-screen. The Yeti points at Mike]
- Mike: Boo? What about us?
- [Throws another snowcone]
- Mike: Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said, and now look where we are!
- [Throws another snowcone]
- Mike: Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley. We would've had it made!
- Sulley: None of that matters now.
- Mike: None of it matters?
- [Drops the snowcone he was about to throw onto the floor]
- Mike: Wa-wait a second. None of it matters? Oh, okay, that's - no. Good. Great. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?
- Yeti: Oh, would you look at that? We're out of snowcones. Let me... just go outside and make some more.
- [Leaves]
- Mike: Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? Does that matter? Huh? What about Celia? I am never... never gonna see her again. Doesn't that matter? What about me? I'm your pal, I'm-I'm your best friend. Don't I matter?
- Sulley: I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. I didn't mean all this to happen. But Boo's in trouble. I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that...
- Mike: We? Whoa, whoa. We? No. There's no we this time, pal. If-if-if you wanna go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest, because you're on your own.
- Sulley: Mike, this isn't Boo's door.
- Mike: Boo? What's Boo?
- Sulley: That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
- Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me...
- [pauses, realizing that they suddenly have the attention of the entire scare floor]
- Mike: Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical.
- [singing]
- Mike: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers.
- Yeti: Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy. Snow cone?
- Mike: Yuck.
- Yeti: No, no, no, don't worry. It's lemon. How about you Big Fella? Snow cone?
- Sulley: [Feeling sad after accidentally scaring Boo at the Scare Simulator] Did you see the way she looked at me?
- Mike: Get out of here. You're ruining everything.
- Sulley: I went back to get your paperwork and there was a door.
- Mike: What? A door?
- Sulley: Randall was in it.
- Mike: Wait a minute, Randall? That cheater! He's trying to boost his numbers.
- Sulley: There's something else.
- Mike: What?
- Sulley: Ook-lay in the ag-bay.
- Mike: What?
- Sulley: Look in the bag.
- Mike: [the bag Sulley carried over with Boo inside is missing] What bag?
- Mike: Look at the big jerk. He ruined my life, and for what? A STUPID KID! Because of you, I am stuck in this frozen wasteland!
- Yeti: Wasteland? I think you mean "Wonderland"! I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh? Oh, and wait until you see the local village, cutest thing in the world. I haven't mentioned all the free yak's milk.
- Sulley: Wh... What did you say?
- Yeti: Yak's milk. Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.
- Sulley: No, No. Something about a Village. Are there any Kids there?
- Yeti: Oh, sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks...
- Sulley: Where is it?
- Yeti: Bottom of the Mountain. A 3 Day hike from here.
- Sulley: 3 Days? We need to get there NOW.
- [Sulley bangs his fists against the wall in Frustration. A fallen icicle rolls over to a Toboggan and Lantern over in the corner, which could help him get down the mountain quickly]
- Mike: Oh, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face when that wall went up. Woo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you all right? Come on, we did it. We got Boo home. Sure, we put the company in the toilet, and, gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now, not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power... but hey, at least we had a few laughs, right?
- Sulley: [Having had an idea, from seeing what Boo's laughing could do] Laughs!
- [Boo, in disguise, walks up to Mr. Waternoose]
- Henry J. Waternoose: Well hello, little one. Where did you come from?
- Sulley: Mr. Waternoose.
- Henry J. Waternoose: Ah, James. Is this one yours?
- Sulley: Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir.
- Mike: Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day".
- Henry J. Waternoose: Hmm, must have missed the memo.