Kevin Clash credited as playing...
Splinter
- [last lines]
- Splinter: Were you seen?
- Leonardo: Of course not, Master Splinter.
- Donatello: We practiced Ninja.
- Michaelangelo: [off camera] The art of invisibility.
- [appears from behind Raph]
- Splinter: [holds up the New York Post, with a front page picture of the turtles on stage, with the headline "Ninja Rap is Born!"] Practice harder.
- [the turtles groan]
- Splinter: Ten flips, now! And remember:
- [quoting the song played at the show]
- Splinter: "Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!" I made another funny!
- [laughs]
- Splinter: Their world can never be ours.
- Michaelangelo: Uh... Not even pizza?
- Splinter: [after pause] Pizza's okay.
- [the turtles sigh with relief]
- Michaelangelo: Man, give a guy a heart attack.
- April O'Neil: Where's Splinter?
- Leonardo: He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.
- April O'Neil: Doing what?
- Splinter: Coming.
- [appears in window]
- Splinter: To a decision.
- Splinter: What troubles you, my son?
- Donatello: I-I don't know. I just thought there would be more to it; to the ooze, to you know, us!
- Leonardo: I know!
- Donatello: I just always thought there would be something that... I thought we'd find out we were special.
- Splinter: Do not confuse the professor's words with your current worth, my son.
- Donatello: But I don't believe him! There's just got to be more to it!
- [about to leave April's apartment, having seen Raph's foot pretruding from behind the changing curtain and becoming suspicious about their weapons "she" has lying around]
- Keno: One last thing, though. I think you might want to know about THIS!
- [slams his foot on Raph's]
- Raphael: ARGH!
- [Raph comes out from behind the curtain]
- Keno: It's you guys!
- [cluthching his foot and being held back by Donny, Leo, and Mikey]
- Raphael: Ah, ah! Let me hurt him. Please! Tell me I can hurt him! Please, please! Grr!
- [Splinter puts his hand on Keno's shoulder]
- Splinter: I think you'd better sit down.
- [Keno sees Splinter and faints]
- Splinter: Michaelangelo, show the professor where he may rest.
- Michaelangelo: Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton.
- [opens subway car and they both look in]
- Michaelangelo: Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.
- Splinter: We will not be here much longer.
- April O'Neil: Oh no, no. You guys can stay here for as long as you want.
- [the turtles cheer in enjoyment]
- Splinter: No! We do not belong here, above.
- Leonardo: Yes, Master Splinter!
- Raphael: [Mockingly] Yes, Master Splinter.
- [Leo and Raph begin to shove each other]
- Splinter: Hai! Ten flips, now!
- Raphael: Huh.
- Splinter: [as Leo and Raph leave the kitchen] Go.