Angela Paton credited as playing...
Mrs. Lancaster
- Phil: Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
- Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.
- Mrs. Lancaster: [on the second day] Will you be checking out today, Mr. Connors?
- Phil: [hesitantly] Change of departure today:... Eighty percent?... seventy-five/eighty?
- Mrs. Lancaster: [on the first day] Will you be checking out today, Mr. Connors?
- Phil: [snidely] Chance of departure today: one hundred percent!
- Phil: I don't suppose there's any chance of a espresso or cappuccino?
- Mrs. Lancaster: [confused look] Oh, I don't know...
- Phil: [turns away, to self] ... how to /spell/ espresso or cappuccino.
- Phil: Uh, Mrs. Lancaster, uh, was anybody looking for me here this morning? Perhaps a state official? Maybe a blue hat, gun, nightstick?
- Mrs. Lancaster: Oh, no, no one like that. Will there be?
- Phil: Apparently not.
- Phil: Yo, mom. Isn't there any hot water?
- Mrs. Lancaster: [laughs] Oh, no. There wouldn't be today.
- Phil: [laughs sarcastically] Of course not. Silly me.