Bronson Pinchot credited as playing...
- Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
- Elliot: What?
- Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
- Elliot: No.
- Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
- Lee: [on the phone] Who the fuck is Dick?
- Elliot: [Mishearing him] Huh? You want me to suck his dick?
- Elliot: Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.
- [the director of "Coming Home in a Body Bag", Lee Donowitz is discussing possible titles for his next film]
- Lee: What does Joe like?
- Elliot: Um... "Body Bags 2".
- Lee: [sarcastically] Oooo, that's imaginative. I've got more taste in my penis.
- Lee: [talking on his car phone] So Elliot, how well do you know this Clarence?
- Elliot: He's a friend of Dick Richie.
- Lee: [muffled] Who the fuck is Dick?
- Elliot: Wha... you want me to suck... his dick?
- Lee: WHO THE FUCK IS DICK RICHIE?
- [During a drug bust]
- Elliot: This no longer concerns me right? So I'm just going to leave.
