David Goldman credited as playing...
Nicholas
- Tony Perkis: Kids, at age 12, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast, with skim milk.
- Nicholas: [gets a sour look on his face] Ugh.
- Tony Perkis: You've been a good guard, Nicholas. Fair and strong. I want to reward you with this chocolate kiss.
- [holds out the fake candy to Nicholas]
- Nicholas: Throw it over!
- Tony Perkis: Then it would smoosh... we wouldn't want that.
- Tony Perkis: [Nicholas goes to grab the candy and Tony puts him in a headlock] Looks like London Bridge is falling down!
- Nicholas: [beating Camp MVP in naming 5 American Vice Presidents] You Americans have NO sense of history.