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The Jerky Boys (1995)

Kamal Ahmed: Kamal

The Jerky Boys

Kamal Ahmed credited as playing...

Kamal

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  • Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Cab 1557, I want to speak to dispatch, please.
  • Woman on the Radio: Yeah, what do you want?
  • Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] I'm somewhere on Houston Street. How do I get back into Queens?
  • Woman on the Radio: What? You've been here for ten years, you idiot! You don't know how to get to Queens?
  • Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Listen, some big guy come into my cab. He asked me to change the bill, I didn't. He took a big... hit me over the head. My teeth hurting, I cannot even remember...
  • [screaming]
  • Kamal: Help!
  • Woman on the Radio: Some guy hit you with a brick? Why didn't you say something? Let me get the cops over there!
  • Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Oh. No, no, no. No cops, thank you.
  • [Kamal throws a piece of cement to Foreman's head]
  • Construction Foreman: Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here!
  • Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, were you trying to get me, sweetie cakes?
  • Construction Foreman: Goddamnit Johnny, cut the bullshit, huh?
  • Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll throw you off head first into a fuckin' sailor dive and then I'll join in with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and your neck and shit. Oooh, we'll have a good time.
  • Construction Foreman: That's it, you two! You're fired!
  • Kamal: [to Johnny's mom] That guy fired us for no reason.
  • Mrs. B: Well maybe you should try another career choice.
  • Johnny: We did that too.
  • Tony Scarboni: So what do you do, protection, running numbers?
  • Kamal: Yo, we' protecting numbers.
  • Tony Scarboni: You're protecting numbers?
  • Kamal: [on the phone] Let me speak to Demolition.
  • Quigley: Demolition? One moment.
  • [takes a drink, higher voice]
  • Quigley: Demolition! You want something beat up, bashed apart, or ripped to hell with the Claw?
  • Kamal: Yeah, when're you guys gonna come smash up my house? I called you guys a couple of days ago.
  • Quigley: Sorry, I don't remember the call.
  • Kamal: Yeah, the name's Weir, Brett Weir!
  • Kamal: [sees the picture of the shakedown target] Mickey!
  • Tony Scarboni: You know this guy?
  • Johnny: Nah, he just looks like a Mickey.

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