Joe Bays credited as playing...
Butz
- Butz: [spying on the Giants] This is incredible! They got the guards in the backfield! The center's on the right! And the quarterback isn't even there!
- Kevin O'Shea: They're just standing around, Butz.
- Butz: Oh, yeah.
- Kevin O'Shea: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?
- Rudy Zolteck: It's still good!
- Kevin O'Shea: You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox son? What is that?
- Butz: Cheetos.
- Kevin O'Shea: Crunchy or puffed?
- Butz: Puffed.
- Kevin O'Shea: Wimp!
- [Butz confiscates the food and walks off]
- Rudy Zolteck: My mom made that!