Mary Ellen Trainor credited as playing...
Karen O'Shea
- Briggs: Ready! Set! Go!
- [Kevin takes off in a charging sprint toward a couch cushion, held by Karen]
- Karen O'Shea: Kevin! Aah!
- [Karen lets go of the cushion and Kevin goes flying out the window, landing crotch first on a tree limb]
- Kevin O'Shea: Oh! Doctor!
- [in pain, he tilts and falls into their pool]
- Karen O'Shea: Kevin, this is pee wee football. It's supposed to be fun.
- Kevin O'Shea: Not fun anymore. See, all the fun is gone now. See now, it's war!