Eric Stoltz credited as playing...
John Brooke
- Jo March: [uncovers John's eyes] Surprise!
- Mrs. March: John. You have a daughter.
- Hannah: And a son.
- [Marmee and Hannah hands the twins to John]
- Meg March: Oh, Marmee, I can't believe you did this four times.
- John Brooke: Yes, but never two at once, my darling.