Keenen Ivory Wayans credited as playing...
Shame
- Shame: Ooh, silk drawers and a red tie. I gotta wear these together! Get off me ladies. I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do!
- Peaches Jordan: Are you makin' fun of me?
- Shame: Hell, yeah!
- Bernard: Yoo-hoo Wayman.
- Wayman: Hey Bernard.
- Shame: Excuse me, who's this?
- Wayman: This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?
- Shame: "The Bernard"?
- Bernard: Yes it's me.
- Shame: Homewrecker. He's with me.
- Wayman: Shame. I can't believe you just.
- Shame: You are my stuff and you know it girl.
- Bernard: Stuff?
- Wayman: Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.
- Shame: Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.
- Bernard: You slept with him? You slut!
- Shame: Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.
- Bernard: Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.
- Wayman: Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.
- Bernard: Shame why did you do that?
- Shame: If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.
- Peaches Jordan: This is Fremi.
- Shame: "Frem-may".
- Peaches Jordan: This is "Frem-me", with an "I", not an "E".
- Bernard: [after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.
- Shame: Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!
- Bernard: You *slept* with him? You *slut*!
- [slaps Wayman senseless]
- Wayman: Bernard?
- Shame: Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!
- Bernard: Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!
- Wayman: Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.
- Bernard: [simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman!
- Peaches Jordan: You remember when we first met.
- Shame: Yeah. I busted you stuffin' CD's in your underwear.
- Peaches Jordan: Well, whatever. I liked you. And I was only 16 and I knew it wouldn't work. Now, I'm 22 going on 23. Can't you see how much I've grown?
- Shame: You mean you ain't wearin' that trainer no more?
- Shame: [to Chun Yung Fat] You. Nice and slow, toss those over to me.
- [Chun Yung Fat throws the bag of diamonds between Shame and the Mob Boss' Bodyguard]
- Shame: [to the bodyguard] Now, if I bend down to pick those up, are you gonna try to kill me?
- Shame: [He doesn't reply, so Shame takes off the bodyguard's sunglasses] Come on... be honest.
- Mob Boss' Bodyguard: Fucking-a right. I'm gonna kill your ass!
- [Shame kicks him in the balls]
- Mob Boss: [to the bodyguard] You stupid fuck!
- Shame: Say hi to Arnold!
- [Knocks the bodyguard out]