Sandy Baron credited as playing...
Morty
- Cody: You can't drive the tour.
- Morty: Why not?
- Cody: Because you're plastered!
- Morty: What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.
- Cody: I know, never turn down a paying customer.
- Morty: I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse.
- [Morty drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet]
- Morty: Of course, there's always rule number two.
- Cody: Which is?
- Morty: Never kill a paying customer.
- Leprechaun: Do you wish me out of the safe?
- Morty: Yes, goddammit! I wish you out of the safe! Where the hell are you?
- Leprechaun: You'll have to open the door. It's wrought iron. Remember? Didn't you read the book?
- Morty: I should've returned that book to the library 5 years ago! I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist!
- Leprechaun: What's that ya say? Leprechauns don't exist?
- Morty: Okay so you found a gold coin and it looks like the one in this book. It's probably worth some cash. But this leprechaun stuff...
- Cody: Listen, it says "Leprechauns are devious creatures. They live for trickery, even get pleasure out of it".
- Morty: Cody, if you were taking some dope you would tell me, right?