Charlie Heath credited as playing...
Cody
- Cody: You can't drive the tour.
- Morty: Why not?
- Cody: Because you're plastered!
- Morty: What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.
- Cody: I know, never turn down a paying customer.
- Morty: I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse.
- [Morty drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet]
- Morty: Of course, there's always rule number two.
- Cody: Which is?
- Morty: Never kill a paying customer.
- Cody: Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya.
- Morty: Okay so you found a gold coin and it looks like the one in this book. It's probably worth some cash. But this leprechaun stuff...
- Cody: Listen, it says "Leprechauns are devious creatures. They live for trickery, even get pleasure out of it".
- Morty: Cody, if you were taking some dope you would tell me, right?