Jennifer Jason Leigh credited as playing...
Dorothy Parker
- Dorothy Parker: Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain you, drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful; you might as well live.
- [after being chewed out for missing a magazine deadline]
- Dorothy Parker: Someone else was using the pencil.
- Dorothy Parker: But I can't understand what God is saying, because he's got a mask over his face. Isn't that just like Him?
- Dorothy Parker: The sun's gone dim, the moon's turned black; for I loved him and he didn't love back.
- Dorothy Parker: It's as if I were a spoiled virgin, and no one will have me!
- Robert Benchley: You're not spoiled. Just highly seasoned.