Dan Wyllie credited as playing...
Perry
- Funeral Priest: I have a telefax to read.
- Bill Heslop: [to Perry] Keep your eye on them journalist bastards.
- Funeral Priest: "To Bill Heslop and Family. Hazel and I were sorry to hear of the passing of Betty. We are thinking of you in your time of sorrow." Signed, the Honourable Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia.
- Bill Heslop: What are they doing?
- Perry Heslop: They're writing it down.
- Bill Heslop: I'll bet they are. Put that in your papers, you mongrel bastards. I've still got friends. How many families get telegrams from former prime ministers when somebody dies? I'm not forgotten.
- Perry Heslop: [running around the garden, pretending that he's a professional footballer] And Perry kicks! He picks it up! "Go yourself! Go yourself!" is the roar from the crowd. Heslop! Heslop! Heslop! Whoo! How can a man be so strong and so fast? Heslop!
- Bill Heslop: Perry! Wake up to yourself!