Miami Models

The ONLY reason what-so-ever that I saw this flick was because my friend Gregory Van Dam was in it. I worked with him a couple of years ago & he did warn me about how awful the movie was. He was right. The movie is all the 80's teen movies ala Porky's wrapped in one, but with horrible writing. If this airs on a syndicated network at 3:00am on at Friday & you have your best friend hanging out for the night eating chips & there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING else on (including the red, blue, & green screen that plays the "star spangled banner") then go ahead & watch it. Z. 1-10 (1)

Terrible Acting. Terrible Screenplay. Terrible Direction. Who put up the money to put this thing on film? This piece of garbage is not even worth shooting on Beta SP. It doesn't matter what this film is about, though the beach scenery is pretty and the girls aren't difficult to look at either.