Juliette Lewis credited as playing...
Gracie
- Felix: Look what I got for you!
- [takes out a piece of paper]
- Felix: This means that we can have the baby in a hospital for free! All we have to do is swear that we're completely broke and have absolutely no way of supporting ourselves and never will.
- Gracie Barzini: Oh God! Felix, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but...
- Felix: Honey, you are the only person in my whole life who has never hurt my feelings.
- Gracie Barzini: ...you're a loser.
- Mrs. Munchnik: [Door bell rings,hysterically yelling at the door] Are you the Seaside Strangler? Well listen here Mr. Seaside Strangler. I *am* calling the police. I am getting the reward and you will go to a maximum security prison where a very large, hairy man is going to make you his girlfriend.
- [calms down]
- Mrs. Munchnik: I am not your type. I am short and my hair is short. I am attractive; I suppose I do fit that part of the description
- [yelling again]
- Mrs. Munchnik: But I am *not* young! I have never been young!
- [calmly]
- Mrs. Munchnik: Although, I do look considerably...
- Gracie Barzini: [approaches Mrs. Munchnik] Would you knock it off? What would the Seaside Strangler want with you? You're having a fantasy.
- Gracie Barzini: [grabs Felix's gun] Now, we have to empty it.
- [She starts firing gun randomly around the walls and door]
- Philip: [Struggles to grab the gun] Gracie, for God's sake!
- Gracie Barzini: I AM EMPTYING IT! I AM SICK OF HIM! I AM PROTECTING US FROM HIM!