Ray Liotta credited as playing...
Robbins
- Marek: Isn't this wonderful? Two hundred deluxe rooms, heated outdoor pool, and a staff of caring professionals.
- [pauses]
- Marek: I'm sorry, I'm being rude! My name is Walter Marek, I'm your resident director. Welcome to vacation paradise!
- Robbins: I hope you take plastic.
- Marek: We most certainly do! We elicit all forms of payment here. Now, I've taken the liberty of scheduling a stimulating variety of activities for you here.
- Robbins: [bored] Shuffleboard?
- Marek: Water sports!
- [shoves Robbins over the edge into a net]
- Marek: Now because our activites are so rigoruous, we're very selective about our clientele. So... just to get that ol' heart pumping, we thought: five minutes in the pool with Ralph!
- [gestures to huge, menacing thug]
- Marek: Our director of aquatic activities!
- Casey: [Chopper flies over head] Supply drop. It's for the outsiders. We don't get any
- Robbins: How often do they come?
- Casey: Twice a month maybe? Hey, you thinking about trying to jump that chopper, forget it, they pick a new spot each time. We never know where. Even if we did, who's going to fly it? Most of these kinds can't even read.
- Robbins: I can.
- Casey: What? Fly a chopper?
- Robbins: No, read.
- Casey: [pause] Mr. Robbins! I think it is time I bought you a drink.
- Casey: [enters the Absolum Distillery] Mr. Killian? Hey, Mr. Killian? How about two shots of your finest twelve-day-old?
- Killian: Piss off!
- Ralph: [Licks knife, uses it to smash a statute, then screams threatening] AAAAHHHHH!
- Robbins: [Hurls knife into 'Ralph's' chest, killing him instantly. The mob is shocked into silence for several seconds]
- Marek: That's extraordinary. It's not EXACTLY what we had in mind, but...
- [laughs]
- Marek: Extraordinary!
- Marek: I could use a man like you! A position on my staff, perhaps?
- [gestures at Ralph's body]
- Marek: we appear to have an opening! Think about it! Your own room, full run of the place, free meals: anyone you can catch, kill and eat!
- Robbins: [sarcastic] How's your health plan?
- Marek: Eh, well it's not really necessary, is it? I mean the average life-expectancy around here is, what? Six months?
- [leans in to Robbins' face]
- Marek: I've been here seven years.