Viveka Davis credited as playing...
Womynist #1
- Jock #1: What's up, babes?
- Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
- Jock #1: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog?
- Womynist #1: We're not interested in your penis!
- Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer.
- [turns to jock]
- Womynist #2: [slowly] Um... Yes. We would like... a... beer.
- Jock #1: Okay!
- [turns around to get beers]
- Womynist #1: It's like, if you're nice to them, they bring you things?
- Womynist #2: Exactly.
- Womynist #1: "Mr. Pokey"? What the hell is that?
- Womynist #2: I think he was referring to his, ahh, phallus.
- [indicates with hands]
- Womynist #1: [turns to Sam, coldly] You participated in a phallus-naming?
- Womynist #2: [shocked] You dated a white male?
- Samantha: I was a freshman.
- Womynist #1: *Freshperson*, please!
- Womynist #1: Fine, Sam. Why don't we forget about fighting the phallucracy for a while and go have a good time.
- Samantha: Exactly.
- [walks into the party]
- Droz: Hi, is Sam in there?
- Womynist #1: "In there"? What the hell's that supposed to mean?
- Womynist #2: Yeah, cock-man-oppressor!
- Droz: Why, thank you. Could you just tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by.
- Afrocentrist: I'm a black man, there is no justice for me in America. I should be in front of the line.
- Gay Activist: Well I'm gay and subject to ridicule & discrimination wherever I go.
- Womynist #1: Women are oppressed throughout the world. Give it a rest!