Christopher Lloyd credited as playing...
Mr. Dewey • The Pagemaster
- Richard Tyler: Hey! How'd you get here?
- Fantasy: Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster.
- Richard Tyler: I *know* who he is. He's the guy who did all THIS to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through?
- The Pagemaster: Tell me.
- Richard Tyler: I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten. Got that? Eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!
- Horror: He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it.
- Richard Tyler: Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!
- The Pagemaster: Yet you stand before me.
- Richard Tyler: Well, yeah.
- The Pagemaster: Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?
- Mr. Dewey: Welcome to the library, young man. Don't tell me. You're here for a special book.
- Richard Tyler: Mister...
- Mr. Dewey: Stop stop stop. Allow me to guess. I have a talent for guessing what people need. You're in need of a fantasy! Brave knights, mythical fairies, ferocious dragons!
- Richard Tyler: Look, all I want is...
- Mr. Dewey: Adventure! Of course! You're a boy who loves adventure, brimming with wicked demons, cutthroat pirates.
- Richard Tyler: No, no, that's not it.
- Mr. Dewey: Horror! Oh, horror! Evil demons, wicked monsters, haunted houses, graveyards. Yes, it's horror for you, boy. I'm sure of it. Your library card, please.
- Richard Tyler: I don't have one.
- Mr. Dewey: [pulls out a brand new one] You do now. Sign here.
- [Richard signs the card]
- Mr. Dewey: Richard Tyler, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books.
- Richard Tyler: But I don't want any books.
- Mr. Dewey: Hmm?
- Richard Tyler: That's what I've been trying to tell you. I only came in here 'cause of the storm.
- Mr. Dewey: You mean you don't need...?
- [Richard shakes his head]
- Mr. Dewey: [disappointed] Oh, I see.
- Richard Tyler: [after being wash by the rotunda art, and becomes animated for the fist time] I... I'm a cartoon.
- The Pagemaster: you are an illustration.