Robert Downey Jr. credited as playing...
Peter Wright
- Peter: The only problem is me because I'm in love with her. I love her more than she'll ever know. But... you're a lucky, lucky man. You've got the right name! Goodbye, Faith. Hope you two work it out.
- Faith Corvatch: How could you do this to me?
- Peter: Because I'm in love with you!
- Faith Corvatch: Hah! What kind of an excuse is that?
- Peter: I can't believe you're gonna let a few little letters of the alphabet keep us apart. It is a detail! Just--look, just call me Damon, OK? It'll be like a nickname.
- Peter: This guy, by the way, could be the biggest loser who ever walked the face of the earth. He could be a grump, a jerk, a pervert, a cynic, a man who's mind is infested with dark thoughts, he could be a criminal... he could be... truly sick.
- Peter: You said whatever it was that you'd understand.
- Faith Corvatch: That's before I knew what it was!
- Faith Corvatch: [Faith and Peter are kissing passionately] There's something I have to tell you.
- Peter: There's nothing you could tell me that would change the way I feel about you.
- Faith Corvatch: I'm engaged. We're due to be married, in 9 days.
- Peter: [alarmed] Whoa, whoa! Except possibly that. Wait a second, what?
- Faith Corvatch: You know him. Dwayne. When you called the other night, that was me on the phone.
- Peter: [getting really worked up and freaked out] What? Dwayne?
- Faith Corvatch: But I thought I'd never find you!
- [kisses him again]
- Peter: I understand.
- [melts into her arms]
- Peter: Realistically, like, what are the odds that he's, like, some extra-super-double-terrific guy.
- Kate Corvatch: 10 billion to one?
- Peter: Exactly.