Professional Affair

In this low-quality exploitative feature, it is a viewer's patience that will be most exploited, since the direction, script, and acting are nearly always embarrassingly shabby in a story of a private detective who, while investigating a homicide, falls in love with the obvious suspect, a young madame who manages a small stable of call girls. The P.I., a former police detective terminated due to his commission of a "technical error" (i.e., broadsiding a schoolbus while under the influence of cocaine, killing two students in the process), is hired by a mobster (Robert Z'dar) to retrieve two million dollars in cash that was stolen from him when a henchman was murdered during a tryst with a harlot, and finds himself in the soup with his employer due to substantial investigative expenses. As with most movies of this stamp, the action frequently halts so that we may gaze upon bared breasts, buttocks, or whatever, but the plot itself has so many continuity flaws, along with shabby post-production efforts, uneven direction and unintentionally comedic dialogue (the private eye and his lover discussing the orchestral works of Sibelius is freakish), that this is one it would be best to permanently overlook.

Yes the lovely curvaceous Stetz is a sizzling delight to watch, but there are a lot of things wrong with this film. It's muddled, and there are hardly any surprises. Is Stetz the one, dancing for the poor soon to be dead schmuck's entertainment, and walking away with suitcases of a real hefty sum of money, which belongs to Hollywood drug dealer, Z'dar, strong as always. He enlists sexy PI, Silver, a once admired detective, who must of really made it, when he was young, not looking a day over 27, to find the cases. Guess what happens next? It's pretty obvious and hot madam/part time agent Stetz, is some real nice eye candy in buff close up. The movie goes on it's own path, to many other sex thrillers, and even shows a style. Silver makes for a cool young lead. With that that said, it's still worth the watch. Just don't expect any real surprises. Some unintentional funny dialogue too from Stetz, and her business with helping her girls acquire some walk on Hollywood parts, while also prostituting themselves to fat oafs was an interesting profession.