Phillip Nicoll credited as playing...
John
- Gus: [noticing John has wrapped half a roll of tape around Connie's mouth] Hey kid, that's enough.
- John Chasseur: Are you sure this will hold?
- John Chasseur: Mom, the TV's broken. What are we gonna do all night?
- Connie Chasseur: Celebrate the birth of Christ!
- Connie Chasseur: [the family is at a restaurant before they arrive] Eat up, kids. Heaven knows what we'll get at Aunt Caroline's.
- John Chasseur: [Eagerly] I hope they get in another fight this year. Their fights are bitchin!
- John Chasseur: [crestfallen on opening his gift] Oh, thanks, Mother Rose.
- Rose: I bought you the husky size, John. You mustn't let your weight become a problem.
- Connie Chasseur: [bristling] He does not *have* a weight problem.