Tonie Perensky credited as playing...
- Darla: See, he put this thing in my head, and all he has to do is push one little button, and *pwoooh*!
- [sound of an explosion]
- Jenny: * pwoooh*?
- Darla: *pwoooh*! Blow my head clean off.
- Jenny: [laughing] There is nothing in your head!
- W.E.: Girl, you just said a mouthful.
- W.E.: Look what your brother did to this door!
- Darla: Nobody gives a damn about that door. Hey, mister, I've had it with you. I'm so sick and tired of you trying to stir up trouble between me and Vilmer.
- W.E.: You're the one causing problems! Ever since you got here, you been nothing but trouble.
- Darla: [yelling at, she says, local boys that tried to scare Jenny] Alright, you got any balls, show your face!
- Darla: Why do blondes stick their heads out of car windows?
- Heather: Why?
- Darla: Get a refill.
- Heather: [who is a blonde] I don't get it.
- Darla: [explaining] Airheads.
- Vilmer: Are we having a party or what? Here we go!
- [pours lighter fluid on Heather's back]
- Jenny: No, you can't do that! She has nothing to do with this!
- Vilmer: That doesn't matter.
- [lights match]
- Vilmer: Fire in the hole!
- Vilmer: [lights Heather on fire, Jenny screams] BURN! BURN! BURN! BUUUUURN! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
- Darla: [Darla puts Heather out with a fire extinguisher] Now why'd you have to do that? You know I can never get that smell outta my clothes.
- Bud's Pizza Attendant: Uh, Miss, I think there's something in your trunk...
- Darla: Oh that's just somebody I got tied up back there.
- Darla: It's just local boys trying to give you a little scare, that's all.
- Barry: What about the service station across the road? You think maybe somebody there could give us a ride?
- Darla: [scoffs] That old man? He is liable to shoot first and ask questions later.
- [yells at the old man across the road]
- Darla: Hey! We see you, you old fart!
- Darla: [noticing Jenny staring at her breasts] Phony as $3 bills. Changed my life, though. You know what? The minute I showed up with these, every peanut farmer in the county thought he was "God's gift to women." What the hell, I doubled my commissions in the first 6 months.
