Joe Stevens credited as playing...
W.E.
- W.E.: You get to running with the wrong crowd, wind up in the reformatory. No respect. No discipline. That's the problem. Family values have gone straight to hell.
- Barry: [earlier in the movie, Barry had said that his father is a doctor] Hey, if I go in there, that's kidnapping. My father is a lawyer so I know what I'm talking about, okay.
- W.E.: Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised. That's Niccolo Machiavelli. Now git!
- Barry: Okay, okay. I need to use your bathroom anyway.
- W.E.: [quoting literature while holding teen at gunpoint] "I propose to fight it out on this line if it takes all summer." That's Ulysses S. Grant. But you wouldn't know that would you? Cuz' you're a bonafide moron.