Mariangela Pino credited as playing...
Diane Pazinsky
- Herbert Cadbury: Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?
- Diane Pazinski: Let's!
- [upon seeing that Richie's adult-caliber schedule keeps him too busy to play with Gloria and her friends]
- Diane Pazinski: Poor kid.
- Dave Walter: Poor kid? What are you talking about? He's the richest kid in the world!
- Diane Pazinski: You don't have children, do you, Dave?
- Diane Pazinski: You got a first name?
- Herbert Cadbury: Of course.
- Diane Pazinski: And?
- Herbert Cadbury: [pause] Herbert.
- Diane Pazinski: Herb!
- Herbert Cadbury: No, it's HERBERT. I'm not a seasoning.
- Diane Pazinski: [after Herbert pulls Diane close against his body to save her from being run over by the four-wheeling children] Do I detect a rising fire sign, Herbert?
- Herbert Cadbury: [Embarrassed pause] You, Diane,
- [sigh]
- Herbert Cadbury: are a Capricorn.
- Diane Pazinski: Hey, how did you know that?
- Diane Pazinski: I hope you didn't go to much trouble, you know, with the food and all.
- Herbert Cadbury: Not at all Madam, I've prepared a simple yet elegant menu: Consommé, fruits de mer, poulet, pommes dauphonoise AND... A bombe surprise!
- Diane Pazinski: Mmmm... Sounds delicious
- Herbert Cadbury: However, Master Richie was of the opinion that his young guests deserve a break today.
- [Opens door to reveal a McDonald's]
- Richie Rich: [seeing his gentle dignified friend clad in the would-be hitman's hideous punk-biker's costume of glossy black fabric imprinted with hundreds of tiny white human skulls] You know, Cadbury, that get-up really doesn't go with your personality.
- Herbert Cadbury: Yeah, I know. I was lucky to be able to hold onto my own underwear.
- Diane Pazinski: [seeing Cadbury disguised as the hoodlum] Whoa, look who's slummin'!
- Diane Pazinski: Are you a Sagittarius?
- Herbert Cadbury: No, Madam.
- Diane Pazinski: Pisces.
- Herbert Cadbury: No, Madam.
- Diane Pazinski: Leo!
- Herbert Cadbury: No, I'm a Taurus.
- Diane Pazinski: I knew it! The bull...
- Herbert Cadbury: [sigh] Correct, Madam.