Greg Ayres credited as playing...
Goku
- Sha Gojyo: [cracks open a beer and takes a swig] Goddamn it, this one's hot. Goku, get me another beer.
- Goku: Get your own beer, jerkoff!
- Sha Gojyo: Okay, you're gonna get me another beer or I'm gonna take this can and shove it up your whiney little ass! You got that?
- Goku: You just try and see what happens, ya shithead!
- Sha Gojyo: Oh, yeah?
- Goku: You're just looking for an excuse to touch my ass, aren't you?
- Genjo Sanzo: [sighs] Please ...
- Sha Gojyo: You little fag! Don't project your fantasies on me!
- Goku: All right, that's it! Pull over, I'm taking him out!
- Genjo Sanzo: Your little unrequited love affair is starting to get on my nerves! Get a room!
- [Gojyo and Goku fall silent]
- Cho Hakkai: Good move there, uh, Sanzo.
- Genjo Sanzo: I thought so, thanks.
- Cho Hakkai: Oh, my, awful quiet back there guys. Are you two making out?
- Sha Gojyo: Shut up, Hakkai.
- Goku: Yeah, shut up.
- Goku: [laughing] You, a holy man? Yeah, right!
- Sha Gojyo: [laughing, mimicking Yoh] I cannot tell you what this means to me. Do no hesitate to call my name!
- Cho Hakkai: [laughing] You know what this means, don't you?
- [the three become very serious]
- Goku, Sha Gojyo, Cho Hakkai: He doesn't know you very well.
- [they break into laughter again]
- Sha Gojyo: Stupid monkey, get your own food.
- Goku: Leave me alone, you pervy water sprit!
- Genjo Sanzo: [pulls out gun and start shoting] Will you both shut the hell up?
- Goku: Oh, great, the carnival's in town.
- Sha Gojyo: Oh, yeah. I'd like to show a couple of those little carnival hotties what kind of action's going on under my big top.
- Cho Hakkai: [blows a whistle] Too much information!
- Goku: The hotel's booked, preacher-man. But I had the foresight to book a couple of vacant singles, so you can say thank you now.
- Genjo Sanzo: Thank you now.
- [a demon flies into the hall through Goku's closed door]
- Cho Hakkai: Are you all right, Goku?
- Goku: [sleepily] Wha? I'm fine. I had the weirdest dream.
- Cho Hakkai: More like a nightmare, my friend.
- Sha Gojyo: He did this in his sleep? That's bullshit.
- Sha Gojyo: [analyzing their foe] So, whadda ya think, Goku?
- Goku: Seems like an asshole and he's got bad hair. I say minus twenty points.
- Cho Hakkai: Take off another fifteen. His clothes are lame and he smells.
- Monk 3, Demon 3: [laughing until he realizes they're talking about him] Huh? How dare you! How dare you mock me!
- Goku: Oh! Dude! Bad teeth! Take off another five!
- [the demon throws his ax at Gojyo and misses]
- Sha Gojyo: Bad aim. That's another ten.
- Genjo Sanzo: And you're not all that bright either. Take away another forty-five.
- Goku: Nice shot.
- Cho Hakkai: With that many points, he's definitely out of the game.
- Cho Hakkai: They didn't drive all this way just to see us, did they?
- Goku: I'm not so sure that truck is road worthy.
- Cho Hakkai: [laughs] How much you wanna bet they had to push that thing all the way here?
- [three shots fire]
- Genjo Sanzo: Will you two shut up? Do you wanna die?
- [three more shots fire]
- Genjo Sanzo: Now if you are quite finished, will you sit down?
- Goku: But, Sanzo!
- Sha Gojyo: This monkey...
- Genjo Sanzo: Shut up!
- Resturaunt Patron: Hey, isn't that a monk's robe he's got on?
- Goku: But there are still some spring rolls left!
- Sha Gojyo: Beer!
- Cho Hakkai: Yes, yes, I know. But if we don't hurry, Sanzo really will shoot us.
- Goku: Spring rolls!
- Sha Gojyo: Beer!
- Genjo Sanzo: Slowpokes!
- [fires two shots]
- Hotel Clerk: I know, I have an idea. How about I lay a bunch of blankets on the floor for you guys and you can all sleep together.
- Genjo Sanzo, Sha Gojyo, Goku, Cho Hakkai: Sleep together?
- Cho Hakkai: It's such an eerie feeling, though. How he actually seems to anticipate our every move.
- Genjo Sanzo: That's not hard with these two.
- Sha Gojyo, Goku: What did you say?
- Goku: That lady called Hakkai Gonou. I wonder, that means they were school makes or something!
- Sha Gojyo: You can be so naive sometimes, Goku. They were a little more that that. I think ol' one eye was getting some nun action, if you ...
- Genjo Sanzo: Enough!
- [smacks Goku and Gojyo with his fan]
- Genjo Sanzo: If you want something to speculate about, why don't you figure out where we're going to sleep tonight?