Judge Reinhold credited as playing...
Neal
- Dr. Neil Miller: [in a light-hearted psychiatry tone] Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
- Scott Calvin: [sarcastically] We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shotguns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women...
- [honestly]
- Scott Calvin: I read him a book!
- Dr. Neil Miller: What book?
- Scott Calvin: [sarcastically] Uh, "Hollywood Wives".
- [Laura puts her face in her hand]
- Scott Calvin: [honestly] "The Night Before Christmas", folks, come on!
- Dr. Neil Miller: Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
- Charlie: That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child.
- Dr. Neil Miller: You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid.
- Charlie: Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business.
- Charlie: [to his father, Scott] What do you mean you don't know? Of course you are, Dad. How can you say that? Think about those kids!
- Scott Calvin: The only kid I'm thinking about is you.
- Charlie: Dad, I'm fine. You can't let *them* down. They all believe in you.
- Dr. Neil Miller: Charlie, listen...
- Charlie: YOU listen! You think you know what he is? You *DON'T*!
- Laura: Charlie - honey, listen. You're confused.
- Charlie: I know *exactly* who he is.
- Dr. Neil Miller: [firmly] Charlie... He is NOT Santa!
- Charlie: [whining; desperate] HE IS TOO SANTA! We went to the North Pole together. I saw it! The elves are real old even though they look like me. Bernard called me sport, 'cause he knew everything.
- [turns to Scott]
- Charlie: Right, Dad?
- [Scott looks unsure]
- Charlie: [tossing him the snow globe Bernard gave him] REMEMBER!