Peter Boyle credited as playing...
Mr. Whittle
- Scott Calvin: Did I miss anything?
- Business Guy Across from Him: No, we were, uh, just about to order lunch.
- Scott Calvin: Great! I'm starving.
- Susan Perry: I'll have a salad and iced tea, and dressing on the side.
- Mr. Whittle: Ah, pasta and tomatoes, uh, and very light on the oil. Can you do that?
- Scott Calvin: And I'll have a caesar. No dressing. And one of those homemade cookies, the warm chocolate chip. No nuts. And a little slice of cheesecake. Uh, crème brulee, and, um, hot fudge sundae, extra hot fudge.
- [licks his lips, sees people looking weirdly at him]
- Scott Calvin: On the side.
- Waiter: Anything to drink?
- Scott Calvin: Ice cold milk.
- Susan Perry: [wondering if he was really honest with them about his suddenly big belly] Stung by a bee, Scott?
- Scott Calvin: A big bee.
- Mr. Whittle: Good God, your weight! What happened?
- Scott Calvin: Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the emergency room said that eventually the swelling will go down. I hope.
- Mr. Whittle: [to Scott] I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
- [first lines]
- Mr. Whittle: Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Hey, guys! Ho! Merry Christmas. Thanks. Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention? This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-lt-All-For-You-Dolly. A-And I think we should give a special thanks to the people. responsible for our record-breaking sales, our Midwest marketing and distribution team, Scott Calvin and Susan Perry!