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The Silence of the Hams (1994)

Martin Balsam: Det. Martin Balsam

The Silence of the Hams

Martin Balsam credited as playing...

Det. Martin Balsam

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  • Detective Martin Balsam: Oh, no! Not again!
  • Antonio: [Balsam's car won't start] Goodbye.
  • Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
  • Antonio: Goodbye
  • Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
  • Antonio: Goodbye.
  • Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
  • Antonio: Goodbye.
  • Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
  • [Several hours later Balsam's car finally starts]
  • Antonio: Goodbye.
  • [Balsam drives away]
  • Antonio: What a jerk, he left without saying "goodbye"!
  • Detective Martin Balsam: Robocrap. A Japanese version of Robocop.
  • Joe: You know, you look better in pictures.
  • Detective Martin Balsam: You should see me in a bikini.
  • Antonio: Yes, I'm not a liar. I tell you the trout.
  • Detective Martin Balsam: The 'truth', I want the 'truth'.
  • Antonio: It's not a problem. Okay.
  • [Picks up a stuffed trout from under the front desk]
  • Antonio: Here it is, the 'truth'.

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