Chris Cleary Miles credited as playing...
James
- James: What sort of things did you do when you were my age?
- Graham Holt: I kept my head down, I suppose. Nothing very exciting.
- James: [points to his life-story book] Is what's in there exciting?
- Graham Holt: [pauses, turns pages] It's more disturbing than exciting.
- James: That's what they say I am. Disturbed.
- Graham Holt: What do you say?
- James: [emerging from the school bus Friday afternoon] You've got a broody expression, like a hen with constipation. Well, don't, 'cuz I've got the hermity. We're going camping this weekend. It'll be great!
- Graham Holt: Not this weekend.
- James: Why not?
- Graham Holt: We have a visitor.
- James: [pauses, puzzled] We never have visitors.