Kathleen Turner credited as playing...
Mom
- Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
- Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
- Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
- Beverly Sutphin: Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?
- Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
- Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the ZIP code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?
- Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute.
- Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?
- Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU!
- [hangs up]
- Beverly Sutphin: Hahahaha!
- [immediately calls her back]
- Dottie Hinkle: DIDN'T I JUST SAY FUCK YOU?
- Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice] I beg your pardon?
- Dottie Hinkle: Who is this?
- Beverly Sutphin: Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?
- Dottie Hinkle: Yes, I am. I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson. But this is driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
- Beverly Sutphin: Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
- Dottie Hinkle: I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
- Beverly Sutphin: Oh well, I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact words.
- Dottie Hinkle: I'll try. Cocksucker, that's what she calls me.
- Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice] LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN' WHORE!
- Dottie Hinkle: GODDAMN YOU!
- Beverly Sutphin: MOTHERFUCKER!
- Dottie Hinkle: COCKSUCKER!
- Beverly Sutphin: So you admit you just lied?
- Dottie Hinkle: No I don't, you bitch!
- Judge: Watch your mouth Mrs. Hinkle.
- [Beverly whispers "fuck you" to Dottie]
- Dottie Hinkle: Did you see that? She just said "Fuck you" to me!
- Beverly: Let the records show I'm merely standing here!
- Dottie Hinkle: Fuck you too, you whore!
- Beverly Sutphin: Are those pussywillows?
- Rosemary Ackerman: Dried ones. Aren't they pretty?
- Dottie Hinkle: What did you just say?
- Beverly Sutphin: [in the stalker voice] Pussywillows, Dottie!
- Sloppy: Will you believe that god damn litter bugger?
- Beverly: I have told her and told her. It takes ninety to a hundred years for a tin can to decompose, and she still won't recycle.
- Gus: Cost the tax payers millions of dollars last year. But she don't care nothing about the national budget!
- Beverly: I hate Mrs. Ackerman.
- Gus: I hate her too.
- Sloppy: I hate her guts. You know, somebody ought to kill her.
- Gus: Yeah, give her a happy face, and then recycle her.
- Beverly: For the sake of this planet, someone just might.
- [Juror #8 is talking on a payphone when Beverly grabs the receiver from her]
- Beverly Sutphin: You can't wear white after Labor Day!
- Juror #8: That's not true anymore.
- Beverly Sutphin: Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you? Now you know.
- [she whacks her in the face with the phone]
- Juror #8: No! Please! Fashion has changed!
- Beverly Sutphin: No... it hasn't.
- [she hits her again]
- Beverly: Buckle up, Scotty!
- [uses aerosol can and lighter to create flamethrower]
- Scotty Barnhill: [on fire] No, Mrs. Sutphin, please. I'll wear my seatbelt.
- Eugene Sutphin: You think the kids are awake?
- Beverly: We could be very quiet.
- Eugene Sutphin: Oh, honey! You're hot tonight!
- Beverly: Oh, yeah!
- Eugene Sutphin: Honey, I'm ready!
- Misty Sutphin: I'm stood up! I'll kill that bastard! I mean it, he should be dead that lousy creep! He told me he'd be here! I'll kill him!
- Beverly Sutphin: Umm, don't use words unless you mean them, Misty.
- Beverly Sutphin: Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call: "Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee!"